Just when you thought you were free
Your wife, she gets a flat tire
And on your day off, you’re sitting in the shop
For a solid hour, or two, or three, or four
Just when you thought you were free (so freeeee)
The principal’s calling the Father
And on your day off, your son’s smoking pot
And got caught in the locker room shower
Oh, No! Oh No!
Well, hard working men of America
You must be on your guard on your day off!
You must fight for your family and be on your toes
Because nobody knows when you’ll be told the unexpected
On your day off
Day off (x3)
Just when you thought you were free (so freeeee)
You’re fishing, or golfing, or something
Your boss calls your phone, he knows you’re at home
Even though PTO was requested
Oh, No! Oh No!
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And just when you thought you were free (so freeeeee)
You’re eating at your favorite diner
But the eggs benedict in your stomach
Does not mix well with maxwell coffee
Oh No! Oh No!
So you run to the men’s room, but it’s out of order
Try the ladies room but the door! It is locked!
So you sprint to your car, but it’s double parked
Now you’re squatting behind a dumpster on your day off